IIRC one of the regulars on this forum got banned that fast on the squirrel lovers forum.
Dan Degeorge...that was too funny
My uncle called the SPCA one time on speaker phone and inquired about a pot bellied pig. Asking questions about what it would dress out at etc... Took 5 min for the girl to figure out he was going to eat it and when she did she screamed bloody murder..... Funniest phone conversation I've ever heard!