Yeah, leave it to the fire’ to feel sorry for a guy who had an avatar of himself drinking his own semen, and attempting to camouflage that with a 1 quart Buttermilk container.
The fact that your mind went in that direction certainly says more about you than anything else.
Nice try, but I'm quite comfortable with my attraction to the female gender.
Perhaps you should check your own mind being you expounded in that direction.