In civilian life, I'm pretty sure he would find a felony. That and a good ass beating. Can’t believe he was not kicked out, urine usually is pretty sterile but other stuff isn’t. Seems they oughtta draw a hard line against messing around with peoples’ food.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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