When I was a WO1, they tried to get me to make coffee. Told them I wasnt a coffee drinker, have one of the other 3 WO1's I showed up with do it.

They persisted until I told them I was gonna make it with 2 cans of Copenhagen.

They found another task for me.


There is no way to coexist no matter how many bumper stickers there are on Subaru bumpers!