Ya don't have to pee in the pot...
I hate coffee. Can't even stand the smell of it brewing. Had weekend duty. We would mop and polish the floor in our tanker branch office, clean up the coffee area and get the pot ready for grave shift when they came in on Sunday night. Smart aze expediter knowing how I felt about coffee told me to clean up the coffee making area. We had those giant aluminum coffee pots, all nice and seasoned from months of use. So I get ahold of an SOS pad, scrub the living [bleep] out of the internal stuff of the pot. Then I polish the inside of the pot with never-dull. Put it all back together full of water and coffee grounds, place it back on the table with a note on it sayin RTG. For some reason I was never ordered to clean a coffee pot again.
