Ease up on him, he's probably constipated most days and he's up all night due to prostate problems. You try running a campaign worrying if your Ex Lax is going to let loose at any time. Poor guy needs to be in a assisted living facility. I'll bet he can't even wipe real good. He couldn't run the jello distribution in the TV room at a rest home.
Can you envision Joe emceeing the Bingo game ?