Originally Posted by slumlord
Hamburger is understandable

Old people with 3 teeth can just moosh it around in their mouths with them old parrot tongues and get it down


Hey! It’s easy on my choppers! (In best Abraham Simpson voice).

Back in my day ice cream was bigger than dyptheria!

Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

WS