I interacted with a humanoid from the outside world today.

Dog catcher was parked on our bridge. Said she got a report of some “wildcats”. Lady dog catcher, that is.

I said with all the neighbors beatin the hell outta each of other every Friday night and random gunshots at 2am, people crashing though the cow fence twice in a month, someone reports some “wildcats” ??

She drags this old scruffy one eared, methuselah cat out from under a stump with a rattlesnake pole. And headed on out.

I told the dogs they better lay low. That colored woman snatch you knuckleheads up.