Originally Posted by northern_dave
Call an order in to a small local cafe.

Hello Joe's Cafe...

Yeah hi, you guys doing take out orders?

Yes sir we are.

What are your specials today?

Special number one is hot beef, Number 2 is grits and some weird [bleep] that southern people eat, Number 3 is reuben sandwich with criss cut seasoned fries...

Oh [bleep], give me that number 3, Can I pick it up at 11:45?

Yes sir, that will work.



That works here.


Retired cat herder.