Just suck it up and go to the darn store. Geez. If you're super wussie, just put a plastic bag on your hand, go straight to the hot sauce shelf, grab a bottle or two and head for the self-check. You never have to touch anything.
Personally, I prefer many other brands over Tabasco, but the basic Big T is okay. Crystal is better, but I just scored a BOGO on the 12-ounce size of Frank's so that's what I'll be using for a while. My all-time favorite is Arizona Gunslinger (which can be bought online) and I like Sriracha, but it's a bit too garlicky for some dishes.
