Just wanted to say:

Another great article! I too have an Make your Momma Cry It's so Freakin UGLY gun. Remington 870, was my backup waterfowl gun now it's my shortbarreled knockaround answer the front door ar 3:30AM Gun. At last count it was 5 different colors. Who knows now. Krylon Camo on the receiver, Gray parkerized barrel, Blaze orange Speedfeed stocks, I should just paint it OD Green and be done with it, But I like the orange cause I can't lose it.