Beards, just now, are definitely not cool. Supposedly they increase your chances of Covid-19. I'm so glad no one has passed an ordinance against them.

. . . or maybe they ARE cool. I mean what better way to show The Man that you don't buy into this madness, right?

I haven't shaved since 1986. I was 25. I got Chicken Pox. I couldn't shave for 9 weeks, and when it was over, I liked the beard and kept it. It hides Lord-Knows-What underneath. I suspect it might look like the craters of the moon.

Since about the age of 14, I'd been shaving and it was fighting a losing battle. Even at that age, I needed to do it twice a day to look nice. My 5 O'Clock shadow hit around Noon. I was one of those guys who was made for a beard.


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