Been shoppin at Trader Joes before the first millennial was ever born.

That said very few items I get from there anymore.

I do get a hankering for their pfeffernusse every Christmas though.

Also two buck chuck every now and again.

You are right about the Daughters though. Especially the college one that got me stumbling drunk a few weekends back.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."