Another baseball fact:
My mother was 9 months pregnant with me, 45 years ago, this very day.
Her and my dad were at the Dodgers game, she had a Dodger dog. It put her into labor, and I was born tomorrow, 45 years ago at about 1 AM.
[bleep] the Dodgers and their crappy azz dogs for tearing me out of my mother's warm womb.
GO ROCKIES!
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.
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