Spent a drunk college evening getting to know a young lady better. Schit was ripe, but at that point I really didn’t care. Had to work the next day in the field. Super hot summertime, hung over, and dehydrated. I’d work for a while, and puke for a while, and work, and puke. After a little bit one of the guys I was working with was laughing and asked what my problem was. All I could really tell him is I got into some gamey puzzy and I couldn’t get it washed off. I’d get a whiff and and it was time to see what I ate recently. Wasn’t as bad the second time around, though.
HaHa
This reminds me of one night me and a buddy picked up a couple chicks and went drinking. We took them back to his place. The next morning he comes out of his room white as sheet and looks at me in horror. I ask him WTF is wrong with you???
He then starts puking uncontrollably. Between vomit sessions, he finally got out that he woke up with a bloody maxi-pad stuck to his leg and he was a bloody mess.
The worst part was he couldn't even shower because he was running late for Guard Duty. lmao
