I went home with a gal from a bar one night, bitch was smokin' hot. I was already stripped down and she was blowin' me, when I got down to pullin' them panties off, you have never smelled such a stench in your life. I told her I had forgot my condom in my truck, I just pulled my jeans on, left my socks, shirt, underwear, shoes, hat, every damn thing, got in my truck and hauled ass.
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