I find it much more like a fine neighborhood tavern with a table full of loud obnoxious local drunks over in the corner and a hand full of Christian warriors protesting some sorta stupid schit out on the sidewalk every Sunday after church.
I have the same picture of it, only in mine, the Christians come in every now and start overturning the tables and kicking the chairs from under the drunks. Or the drunks go outside and rip the protest signs away from the Christians. Then it turns into a hell of a brawl for a while until such time as things go back to normal for a while.
