Ground my thumb off to the bone in my wood planner,nail gunned the joint on my index finger. Fun pulling that out with pliers. Shot a 2” nail thru the palm of my hand, ran a jigsaw blade half way thru the top of my hand, jabbed a Phillips bit in my hand twice. Guess what all that just on my right hand.
i make it a fast rule not to use power tools when i have been drinking!