Maybe the corded Milwaukee 10 1/4” circular saw. Cutting slabs to width. Cutting 4x4’s in one pass. Woof. Git’r done, Son. Actually, most old-school corded Milwaukee stuff makes me smile.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.