For the love of Jesus, we had a father's day dinner and everyone just haaaaaad to have ice in their [bleep] drinks, now I don't have any for my mixed drink. This is supposed to be my [bleep] day, selfish kids couldn't drink warm water just one day of the [bleep] year...
WHAT?
how warm is your tap water?
I lived in place with the cold water coming out of the tap at 104F in the summer. I can see needing to cool that down.
Tell them scientific studies show drinking ice water leads to loss of privileges later in life or something. Maybe loss of privileges later that afternoon if you don't have ice for your drink.