Been seeing a few more dindus in town lately, and they ain’t from here. Thought maybe it was just me, until my HVAC sub mentioned it to me today. This whole thing is an organized attempt at insurgency, and I suspect they are putting “troops” in towns all over America. I also know for a fact that if they get rowdy here, bad things will happen to them. This is not the place for wanna be brown shirts or comrades to fight their war. Problems here disappear. Regularly. There is a lot of room for more. Don’t [bleep] with rural Missouri if you want to continue living on the right side of the grass.