Years ago was working cattle, took a lick on the noggin from a cut gate, went down like a rock, four inches of soupy poop softened my landing. The help pulled me out, put me in the bed of the truck an hauled me to the local ER. Poor guys helping me thought I was dying with all the blood an bone showing, anyhow they slid me outta the truck on a gurney an rolled right in with cowchit still dripping off me. The er doc washed my head off put in 42 stiches an sent me home. Wife made me ride home in the back of the truck.
