I’ve worked with some real winners. I freeze water bottles to keep my lunch cool. I had a black plumber ask me how I got that big piece of ice through that little hole. He was very serious, wasn’t fuucking with me.
What'd you tell him?
I was so flabbergasted I could not think of something smart to say. I told him I put them in the freezer. He dumassed himself out of a job by cutting a live gas line in a classroom to make a repair. He was too lazy to go on roof, turn valve off.
