One that comes to mind , although not work related .
Me and the ex was at a campground loading the canoe for a day of fishing . Our two dogs were in the river swimming around and chasing each other in and out of the water . A family pulled up and the mother and kids get out and are standing there in a half azz prayer stance , hands clasped in front smiling and talking about how precious that was .
I’m thinking “WTH are they talking about ?”
But ignored them and called the dogs and put them in the canoe .
The mother says “excuse me , but I have a question . How on earth did you teach them to do that?”
I give her a puzzled look and ask what are you talking about ?
She says “the dogs”
I said , huh ?
She apologizes for being nosey and says she just has to know .
Know what ?
With a smug look , how did you teach them to swim like that , that is incredible .
Again I look at her puzzled , are you serious ?
Well yes I would like to know .
I laughed and said , dogs just naturally know , he’ll just pick one up sometime and toss it in , it’ll swim .
With an exasperated look , oh no ! I would never do that to an animal !
Ex and I busted out laughing and started paddling away , she says , that’s rude ! I would like to know !
We laughed harder and she ushered her kids to the car .
Tags were from Maryland, nuff said .
Kenneth
