Don't stray to far from the crapper. Have a goid magazine or two in the "library. "

Plan on treating yourself to a great meal afterwards; it is the only thing to look forward to.

Don't tip the nurses if they laugh.

Last edited by Borealis Bob; 09/20/20.
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