I was in a bar in the UP that had a bear wrestling event. I was scheduled to go up, then the bear took a shat and cleared the bar.
Reminds me of one of those at a mall way back when.
The bear beat every big guy that got in the ring with him. It was a big blackie.
Then a skinny little janitor watching the match set down his broom and got into the ring.
I thought, Oh no.. don't do it!!!
Surprisingly, the little guy was quicker than an NBA player. He ducked and faked, until eventually the event referee put that scrawny janitors paw in the air as the winner. Talk about an underdog. Better than all of the pro fights I've long since forgotten.
