What's a secert? I don't have a wife but every one of my past girlfriends have lied to me. My current woman is married but I've known her for most of my life. I guess you could say I am the secert.
That’s a good way to get the air let out of you!
Not that it’s a secret per se, but my only hope is the wife doesn’t sell my stuff for what I told her I paid for it after I die. The other one is I hope I won’t start voting Democrat either.
