My two faithful buddies, unlikely duo as they are. Hank the poodle and Sandy the border/aussie/farm dog, giving me the blank stare when called back in.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.