Back on topic,

Got two

The big oval ones about 20+ years Kmart special.

The original round ones from the 1970's. Still going strong. Grandmother gave it us when we didn't get one as a wedding present. Three settings on this one: Low, Medium and Third degree burns.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."