Hire someone like “two guys and a truck” to move it for you. Save your back and let a couple muscular young guys do the heavy lifting. I had a large gun safe moved up a flight of stairs and it cost less than a chiropractor.


He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein