Well I never thought it would happen, but I found a fruitcake I DON'T like. And I normally love the damn things. Stollen, panettone, expensive foo-foo fruitcakes from old drunken monks, cheap grocery store fruitcakes, you name it, I love it.

But I don't like the Tastykake fruitcake from Wal Mart. It literally tastes like nothing but corn syrup, pineapple juice (?), and chemicals. Gross.

If you're gonna get a cheap fruitcake from the grocery store, stick with the Claxton fruitcakes from Georgia. The Tastykake fruitcake sucks.