I thought the Mayor of Dinkville was pretty good, made me smile.
I pulled about the same stunt a couple years ago. Two bucks went into a thicket and of course the dink came trotting out first. As I lifted me rifle my 3 year old hollered “shoot him dad!” Guess which buck bit the big one...
We ate him, no biggie. But my old man still gives me sht about it.
