Here I am admitting to the high crime of ketchup theft and you fellers are talking about stealing candy from babies. You basterds are lightweights.


l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue