Went out to lunch with the preacher and some folks after church some years back. Took over an hour to get our food which was cold. Waitress copped attitude with our group as well. Glass empty more than not. Dinner finally showed up, I ordered catfish. I got it, too. Gutted and breaded then fried. Tail and other fins still attached. And cold. Top worst dining experience of my life. Well, came time to leave, and we left. Two miles up the road, wife asks if I paid the bill. Was so disgusted I had actually forgotten. Took me half a second to decide we weren’t going back to pay for a meal we should have been paid to eat. So yeah, I stole it. Never been sorry. Oughta be lauded for it, actually. If I hadn’t taken that meal, some other poor soul would have gotten it.
Last edited by OldGrayWolf; 01/14/21.
