My wife didn't like mine when it was red. Reminded her of her ex. She loves it now that it's white. Can't seem to get enough of touching it and stroking my face.

Beard care? It gets washed with the rest of me in the shower every morning. Stays pretty soft. No special care. Same bar of soap I use in the rest of me.

I guess I would put the users of foo foo hair care products in the same contemptuous category of those who add anything to their coffee or bourbon, shoot jacketed bullets in a revolver, and wear man buns.

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Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.