One time this city government guy from Tyler, Texas went over to Africa with a group from the city...it was some kinda goodwill sister city kinda thing...anyway, they were eating at a restaurant outdoors over there and a monkey ran up to the guy and bit him on the thigh, then ran back into the jungle. Dude had to come in and get rabies post-exposure prophylaxis as soon as he got back.
I schit you not.
