Knew an old guy that would only drink water from a special spring on his property. Claimed fairies lived in the spring and made magical or some schit.
He traveled with it. Wouldn't touch tap or bottled.

He died at about 60yo from years of drinking cheap beer and cheap whiskey.

Apparently the Old Crow was too much for the fairies to contend with.


“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”