I started getting junk mail from “The Neptune Society” after my 60th birthday. Apparently it’s a pay-in-advance cremation outfit.

Next time I might take em up on it, save family and friends a bunch of hassles. Not really a fan of funerals.

"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744