Sayings of insomnia.....
Tastes like chicken late to the game early for the show all go and no show hotter than Hell's kitchen up for all day Hell in a handbasket hitting the sack fuucked in the head I'd trade my left nut I'll learn you I'll be go to hell fresh out of give a chit I'll be a monkey's uncle I'll be a son of a bitch rat nest son of a bitch busier than a whorehouse stinks like a hippy long-haired sack of chit hairier than a damned hippy chick fast as a raped ape, going like a raped ape, apparently apes are real fast post-rape better than a big breasted bed thrasher (dad's saying again, as most of these are) Or if there's a reason for birds to be involved, Red-Headed bed thrasher drop dead gorgeous built like a brick chit house fun as watching paint dry Why don't you kids go out and play in the street I'll tell you what's for! Hung like a horse ....hit a barn door wider than a barn door, aka fat-assed woman ... switch your britches! walk of shame slicker than greased lightning better than sliced bread uglier than sin monkey see monkey do fat as a heifer homely as hell .... as all get out
Heck, people say a lot of things. LOL
Nap time. Gotta hit the hay. Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite. Sweet dreams, up and at'em, down for the count. Around and around we go. Win some loose some. About all I can stand. Slicker than a tin roof. Busy as a bee. I gotta piss like a race horse. Of for fuuck's sake. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. Damndest thing I ever saw... Wouldn't believe it if you seen it with your own eyes. Holy macaroni! Bound up tighter than the Virgin Mary. Oh Jesus long-haired Christ. Make it up as you go. all stove up bent out of shape looser than a goose cock-blocked cock in a wringer give it all you got in it to win it' drive it like you stole it drive it like it's yours run the piss outa it beat the livin Jesus out of it put away wet ain't that the truth that ain't no chit say what's on you mind just spit it out come clean 'get on with it what the fuuck good God damn and the discphiles running your mouth talking trash talking out your ass in the heat of the moment dark of the night light of the moon
Last edited by MtnBoomer; 02/27/21.
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Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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