Sayings of insomnia.....

Tastes like chicken
late to the game
early for the show
all go and no show
hotter than Hell's kitchen
up for all day
Hell in a handbasket
hitting the sack
fuucked in the head
I'd trade my left nut
I'll learn you
I'll be go to hell
fresh out of give a chit
I'll be a monkey's uncle
I'll be a son of a bitch
rat nest son of a bitch
busier than a whorehouse
stinks like a hippy
long-haired sack of chit
hairier than a damned hippy chick
fast as a raped ape, going like a raped ape, apparently apes are real fast post-rape
better than a big breasted bed thrasher (dad's saying again, as most of these are)
Or if there's a reason for birds to be involved, Red-Headed bed thrasher
drop dead gorgeous
built like a brick chit house
fun as watching paint dry
Why don't you kids go out and play in the street
I'll tell you what's for!
Hung like a horse
....hit a barn door
wider than a barn door, aka fat-assed woman
... switch your britches!
walk of shame
slicker than greased lightning
better than sliced bread
uglier than sin
monkey see monkey do
fat as a heifer
homely as hell
.... as all get out






Heck, people say a lot of things. LOL


Nap time.
Gotta hit the hay.
Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite.
Sweet dreams,
up and at'em,
down for the count.
Around and around we go.
Win some loose some.
About all I can stand.
Slicker than a tin roof.
Busy as a bee.
I gotta piss like a race horse.
Of for fuuck's sake.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Damndest thing I ever saw...
Wouldn't believe it if you seen it with your own eyes.
Holy macaroni!
Bound up tighter than the Virgin Mary.
Oh Jesus long-haired Christ.
Make it up as you go.
all stove up
bent out of shape
looser than a goose
cock-blocked
cock in a wringer
give it all you got
in it to win it'
drive it like you stole it
drive it like it's yours
run the piss outa it
beat the livin Jesus out of it
put away wet
ain't that the truth
that ain't no chit
say what's on you mind
just spit it out
come clean
'get on with it
what the fuuck
good God damn and the discphiles
running your mouth
talking trash
talking out your ass
in the heat of the moment
dark of the night
light of the moon







Last edited by MtnBoomer; 02/27/21.

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