28 years ago when we just moved into our first house and my daughter was about 2 months old, somehow we ended up with some vacuum cleaner guy in the living room. must have been my wifes doing. he obviously ignored the screaming baby, beat-to-schit escort and nissan pickup in the driveway and the crappy little house we had in a crappy little neighborhood. i don't even remember if it was hoover or who but he wanted about 2 house payments for this gizmo. i sat long enough to get my free case of coke and told him we'd think about it. had the same speel for a whole house water purifier. guy added something to our tap water that made it look like pond water. i think we got a coupon to some schitty chain restaurant 20 miles away we never used for that demo. we had a dumbass couple that lived across the street that lived to the hilt. pretty sure they had nice clean carpet and sparkling water.
