i'd rather pepper spray my dick hole than watch oprah or anything to do with "the royal family".
I would much rather watch you pepper spray your pisshole
That would be some entertainment.
A 10 minute video,
dick spray at 1:30.
8 1/2 minutes of you howling like a wolf with his nuts in a trap.
Maybe Rick would do a campfire pay per view?
Might get some money from Paddler and Co. to rub salve on it for
you.