Lynn came here here for 1 reason and 1 reason only, Attention.

Not unusual for a single lonely old lady to look for attention on the 'net.

Made me laugh the day she declared,

"I am of Royal and Noble European stock"...............

uh-huh, Then why so lonely and unhappy?

Her stalking and phone calls were Ultra weird also.

It's very simple, If a lady wants to be treated like a lady, then just act like a lady.