The wife and I were grocery shopping at Walmart when the pain hit me, so I went down the frozen food aisle, where I was the only shopper, and let her rip. It would have gagged a maggot. As I was walking away, a Black women with a flock of kids came down the aisle and I heard her say..........."whew chilluns, somethings spiled (spoiled) in here".

Something indeed was "spiled" in there, but it was nothing from the freezers.