Had a friend who had a penchant for farting in bed and then pulling the covers up over his wife's head.
Also, one time they were working on their income taxes at the kitchen table. Wife was deep in thought. Friend let fly a blast that reverberated for a couple of seconds off the seat of the wooden kitchen chair. Wife, broken from her reverie, got up and went to answer the door.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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