My uncle has a large spread in prime turkey habitat in the foothills of NorCal. We have killed many, MANY a turkey there (Mill and Deer creek drainages, for those who know the area). He's over killing them with shotguns, and bows.

Now, he is head shooting them with a .22 Marauder. A bit more of a challange!

The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.