Wife 1.0 (AKA Satan) was a teacher. From the name alone, you can figure out how that ended. Among other things, she helped to teach me that "Schoolmarmism" is actually listed in the DSM IV. It is a mental disease.
Wife 2.0 (KYHillChick) was a sex educator and is now a massage therapist.
Mom's father was raised on a farm in Brecksville, Ohio back at the turn of the last century. He was the baby. He had 5 older sisters that were all school teachers. He learned early on to behave himself. It was a small school and his teachers were all his sisters; if he screwed up at school, he knew he'd catch it at both school and home.
My mom was a school teacher as well-- K-3 for a decade before she had me. Yikes. There was no skating on homework in my house.
