You took off your wig, your peg leg, your glass eye
You were surprised at the look on my face.
I wanted to hug you and kiss you, my darling,
But you..ou..ou were scattered all over the place!
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me hear all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I found true love.
But you met another and, pffft, you were gone.
From Hee Haw, way back when. Somebody internet savvy may be able to find and post it.
