So you didn’t sell a .300 RUM to someone with a few misrepresentations? You haven’t had overpriced land for sale in Hope forever? You aren’t trying to get someone to come kill a bear by offering a reward or letting people hunt a bait site you’re maintaining? You didn’t tell a story about a bear’s penis sheath in your face for five minutes?

I noticed you’ve failed to provide any evidence to the contrary. Like I said, I’m not obsessed with you. I’m just doing my part to make sure other folks don’t buy your BS and end up hosed, too.

By the way, it’s “you’re.”