Mom, and her wooden spoons.
Wore out a belt (literally) on my azz. (deservedly)

Once, a few years before she died, stated that she always knew I'd be the world's best at something.
But, she never realized it would be serving as a bad example! smile
That started a lively conversation at the Thanksgiving dinner! Involved all 7 of us children - me the eldest and prime example of what NOT to do - and why!


I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~