Love the self checkout
Don’t have to worry about my ice cream melting while some fuggin nubian buffalo is off-loading her monthly EBT stipend onto the conveyor
I can be in/out and bounce nicca!!
You're not a big help around here some days you know.
Supporting a commie agenda and all that.
CASH................it's the American way..................especially when paid to an honest to goodness Worker, not a machine!
Get with the program fella. If you're worried about you Blue Bunny......................reach to the back of the freezer case and get one that's frozen hard. Less chance of one having been licked that way too.